Para-SHOOT! SHOOT! SHOOT!

Ho. Lee. Shit.

Now, the two guys who crashed into each other were fine, it seems. In fact, once they cleaned their pants, they had a pretty cool story to tell for the rest of their lives.

But what about the third guy? He just gets to say, "This one time, I went base jumping and the two guys with me crashed into each other. Um...that's all." It makes what would have otherwise been a cool base-jumping story...well, pretty lame.

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