I collect calls like spinsters collect porcelain dolls

The transcript from this video reads:

" I mean you could least leave your name and your phone number of who you are and your name and leave us a number number so I know how to get back in contact with you. I mean, I don't mean to say this, but I'm just being respectful. Hah holla atchu later. BYE! "

Has this person ever used a telephone before? If you did decide to leave your name and "number number," would he be able to retrieve it?

Obviously, this guy doesn't love his answering machine like some people do, but...dude.

At least he's being respectful.

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