"C" is for CRUEL!

Now, now. There's no need to do anything rash. Cookies should be for everyone, not just attractive would-be cookie dominatrixes (dominatri?).

I envision a world where everyone can have as many cookies as they wish, without fear of having them torn away at the last moment. It can leave a person with deep-seeded cookie abandonment issues for the rest of their lives. Nobody wants that.

Please, join the WCF (World Cookie Federation) today, and stop the madness.

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